Qihuanle, the senior sister of the Hehuan Sect, failed to ascend to immortality one day and was blasted to pieces by heavenly lightning. She woke up as a countrywoman in a fictional world.
Faced with a scumbag husband, an ungrateful son, and a scheming mistress, Qihuanle could only laugh in fury. She had lived for three thousand years and had never once been bested by a man!
Smack! First, a slap for her ungrateful son. Smack! Smack! Then two slaps for her scumbag husband. Leaving her husband and abandoning her son was a must.
When the original owner's parents heard what had happened, they came to take Qihuanle, the “abandoned wife,” home. While dealing with her awful relatives, Qihuanle took a deep breath in this vast world.
She, the senior sister of the Hehuan Sect, was going to start cultivating from scratch and ascend to immortality!
But this fictional world had no spiritual energy at all.
Qihuanle: No need to panic! If there’s no spiritual energy, there’s always yang energy. She can cultivate by borrowing it from men.
She flirts shamelessly in the military camp, fakes her death and escapes; does the same at court, then at the brothel.
As long as she dies quickly, she can adopt a new secret identity, meet a new man, and absorb fresh yang energy!
Much later, the young heir of the Marquis’s household, the Great General Who Guards the North, the emperor himself, her scumbag ex-husband, and her ungrateful son all gathered at the brothel to corner Qihuanle, tearfully accusing her of being beautiful but heartless.
Qihuanle: Having too many men is such a hassle. How about I become empress and take all of you?
The young heir: ...
The Great General Who Guards the North: ...
The Son of Heaven: ???
Her scumbag ex-husband: Sure! As long as Huanhuan will take me back, I’m willing to be the junior one.
Her ungrateful son: Mother, you can take a whole bunch of men, but you can’t have any more children. I have to be your one and only legitimate eldest son!
Qihuanle: Wait! What kind of filth just crawled in here? She could knock out ten scumbags and ungrateful sons with one punch.
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It's very well written, it's my favorite type It just ended too quickly and I didn't watch enough
Good to watch carefully, worth watching
So well written. The heroine does things cheerfully.