Demon Lords and Ferocious Beasts Line Up to Make Formula for the Little Cutie

[Beloved Little Darling] [Lucky Koi] [Mystical Cultivation] [Face-Slapping] [A Harem of Powerful Men Fighting for Her Affection]

Five-year-old Su Jinli was born with blocked spiritual channels, so the immortal sect branded her a good-for-nothing and sent her down the mountain.

She was taken in by the declining Su family, where her wicked half-sister bullied her like a dog and the matriarch coldly left her to fend for herself.

That all changed one day when Su Jinli called out to the Su family's ancestor, who had been sleeping in the ancestral hall for three hundred years: "Grandpa, stop sleeping and get up to eat some cake!"

The berserk ancestor burst out of seclusion. His first act was to slap the relatives who had bullied his little darling flying. "Whoever dares lay a finger on my precious little girl, I'll scatter their ashes!"

The Su family thought she only had the ancestor to protect her?

No, no! Little Jinli is the reincarnation of the Celestial Maiden of the Nine Heavens, born with outrageously good fortune!

She went for a stroll in the back mountains, and a ten-thousand-year-old spirit mushroom hopped right into her pocket. She casually hummed a tune, and an immortal sect elder who had gone mad while cultivating instantly reached enlightenment.

The aloof, otherworldly Sword Sovereign shielded her behind him. "Don't be scared, little one. Whoever glares at you, I'll dig out their eyes."

An ancient, savage beast transformed into a young man and gladly became her mount. "Big sis, who do you want wiped out today?"

Even the possessive, scheming Demon Lord rushed to snatch her away in the dead of night. "You owe me a debt, and you'll repay it with all the sweetness of your life!"

Her awful father and mother regretted everything and begged her to come home, while the immortal sect's leader shamelessly tried to reclaim this little ancestor.

Holding her milk bottle, Su Jinli waved imperiously. "Nobody's allowed to bully my friends! Ancestor, go! Close the doors! Release the beast!"