Don't Flirt with Me, Uncle: The Sharp-Tongued Sweetheart Will Teach You a Lesson

[Strong female lead + razor-sharp comebacks + sweet and satisfying romance. A scheming college girl who looks like a little white rabbit but delivers a fatal blow the moment she opens her mouth x an old fox who thinks he's a master of love but gets riled up every day]

To save her family, twenty-one-year-old Ban Ban takes her sister's place and marries Wen Ting'an, the most notorious playboy in business, at thirty-three.

Everyone waits for a joke at their expense.

At their first meeting, Wen Ting'an eyes her still-round, not-yet-grown-up face and scoffs, "Kid, being Mrs. Wen isn't easy. I'm a free spirit, so you'd better pretend you don't see anything."

Ban Ban blinks her big eyes and says sweetly, "That's fine, Uncle. At your age, you should get out more. Otherwise, you might come down with Alzheimer's."

Wen Ting'an's face darkens.

After they marry, he deliberately lets entertainment tabloids photograph him in a scandal. Ban Ban thoughtfully serves him a nourishing tonic. "Honey, take it easy. You're in your thirties. If you suddenly drop dead somewhere, I'll have to spend the rest of my life a widow. How unlucky would that be?"

He brings his rowdy friends home to provoke her, so she calmly starts a livestream in the living room. "Hey, everyone! Today, I'm exposing my old marriage-arrangement partner, who's nearly finished but still pretending he can keep going..."

Wen Ting'an completely loses it. He storms into the room, cuts off the livestream, pins her to the sofa, and glares at her with bloodshot eyes. "Today, I'm going to let you find out for yourself whether I can keep going or not!"

Ban Ban smiles sweetly and pulls out a document. "Sure! Sign this voluntary property-transfer agreement first. Think of it as a deposit guaranteeing your stamina."