Eighteen Years of Slacking Off, Then I Got Married and Took Off Overnight

Mu Tang, the ninth prince of the Dayu Dynasty and a notorious good-for-nothing in the cultivation world, had never managed to draw in a trace of spiritual energy in eighteen years. Whenever the common folk saw him on the street, they spat and called him the royal family's biggest laughingstock.

Then, on his eighteenth birthday, his long-overdue System finally booted up and gave him a beginner's gift: a body ten thousand times stronger than normal. His physical body would always be two major realms above his cultivation.

The System said, "Marry a wife and you'll get rewards. The greater her potential, the more incredible the rewards."

Mu Tang was fretting over who could possibly be foolish enough to marry him when Jiang Qingyao, the Holy Maiden of Yaochi, burst through the door. She was the most beautiful woman in the Eastern Continent, a mighty cultivator at the peak of Nirvana, and she had arrived with nine God King-grade betrothal gifts to propose to him on the spot.

"You're the one I want to marry. Will you say yes, or no?"

The first day after their wedding: he awakened the number-one Sacred Physique, the Creation Sacred Physique, while she awakened the number-two Sacred Physique, the Chaos Sacred Physique.

The second day after their wedding: her thirty-year-old death sentence, the Ninefold Nirvana Tribulation, officially began. And he would have to take on the heavenly lightning and fire that could reduce even an Immortal Emperor to ash, all for his wife.

"The entire cultivation world can't understand it: how can a good-for-nothing possibly do this?"

Mu Tang put an arm around his wife and grinned. "Because I'm lucky."

(Sweet and satisfying from start to finish. Come on in, and let the jealousy begin!)