A Million in Incense Offerings Received, So I Summon Divine Thunder

[Overpowered protagonist + supernatural resurgence + money-grubbing lead + hilarious contrast] Other people transmigrate with a golden finger. Zhang Huairen transmigrates with a rundown Daoist temple and three months of overdue online loans. By day, he runs a stall selling “blessed charms.” By night, he livestreams himself chanting spells and begging for tips. That’s the everyday life of a Heavenly Master from Mount Longhu. Then the captain of the Paranormal Affairs Bureau tearfully shoves three million yuan into his hands. “Eight female students have had their souls ripped out. Please come out of retirement!” Zhang Huairen looks at the payment notification, then at his own mediocre abilities, which amount to knowing just three incantations. His knees start to wobble. But then the System arrives. [Congratulations, you have obtained the lifelong cultivation of the Old Heavenly Master] [Realm: Grandmaster] [Golden Light Spell: Supreme Perfection, beyond the limits of mastery] Zhang Huairen gets it. So “supreme perfection” means crushing a C-rank evil cultivator into meat paste with one swing, splitting a century-old vengeful ghost into ashes with one palm, and making a sky full of evil spirits evaporate with a single finger. Everyone from the Paranormal Affairs Bureau drops to their knees. “This isn’t a Heavenly Master. He’s a true immortal descending on a flash of lightning!” Zhang Huairen waves them off. “No need to thank me. Just remember to transfer the incense money.” He heads into a five-star hotel, books “in-room service,” and The one who shows up isn’t a beauty, but a fierce ghost. Zhang Huairen gets even more excited. “B-rank? Nine thousand points? This job’s in the bag!” The female ghost drops to her knees and begs for mercy. “Taoist master, I haven’t hurt anyone!” Zhang Huairen: “I can tell at a glance whether you’ve hurt anyone.” The female ghost: “Then why did you follow me here?” Zhang Huairen grins. “You’ll soon find out which of us is the fool.”