The Antique Appraisal Streamer Has Lost It: Three Thousand for Mud-Covered Astro Boy

[A goofy treasure-appraisal streamer × a gang of tomb raiders on the run, so funny even the coffin lids can’t stay shut!] Archaeology dropout Lai Qi graduates straight into unemployment. With just 0.01 left in his bank account, he’s so hungry he’s about to put himself up for sale. The next second, a System drops from the sky: [God-Tier Livestream Treasure Appraisal: Golden Eyes + Encyclopedia of Folk Customs], complete with a “tenfold refund if wrong” guarantee from the start! And so, the most outrageous livestream room on Tigerfish is born Viewer A: Master, take a look at my teacup! Lai Qi: A beer bottle cap. Next. Viewer B: A bronze Digimon from the Shang and Zhou dynasties? Lai Qi: Made last week. Aged with mud, and it reeks. Viewer C: Boss, my face is ruined! Lai Qi: Fungal spores plus nightmare BGM. Toss the mask, air out your bedding, and you’ll be a fairy in no time! Comments: ??? This isn’t treasure appraisal, it’s internet justice! Then one day, tomb raiders storm into the livestream, sending rockets and begging him to name a price Lai Qi: A Western Han turtle coin, a third-grade cultural relic. That’s at least three years inside. Good luck. Tomb Raider: ??? I came to fence stolen goods, not turn myself in! Platform Moderator: Warning! The streamer has sent another viewer to prison! Lai Qi shrugs: Folks, we call this “talking them into the afterlife.” Virtue points: +999! Since you’re here, why not send a rocket before heading off to work the sewing machine?