A Wicked System Is Nothing to Fear, but a Conscientious Host Is

[Villain System + shameless cultivation + an honest man snaps + hilarious face-slapping]

Chen Shoushi was famous in the Qingyun Sect for being an honest man.

His wages had been withheld for three years, and even when he went to demand them, he had to ask, “Are you busy?”

Then Steward Wang withheld all his wages and tried to send him to a deadly bone mine.

The Villain System had finally had enough.

[Take his money! Make him sign a contract of indenture! Send him in!]

Chen Shoushi hesitated. “That doesn’t seem right, does it?”

Then he grabbed Steward Wang’s hand and pressed it hard against the contract.

“Relax. The more you struggle, the more it’ll hurt.”

From then on, the cultivation world had a new menace, one with impeccable manners.

He robbed people, then counted the money and tied their purses back up for them.

He tore down houses, bowed to the landlord first, then borrowed the landlord’s fire.

When the mine exploded, he dragged the landlord along as they fled for their lives, then comforted him earnestly: “Look on the bright side. I’m homeless too.”

The victim “willingly” let them stay the night.

“Chen Shoushi! I only agreed to let you stay for one night!”

“I know. That’s why I’ve already packed.”

“Then get out!”

“Could I rent the place for another six months? I can help with the cleaning.”

“...Don’t touch my roof! My windows! Fine, stay! You can stay for free!”

If that bastard ever buried him, he’d probably shovel on a couple extra loads of dirt, just to keep him warm.