A Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Dao Embryo Dumpling, with Brothers Who Are All Good-for-Nothings

[Ensemble cast + comedy + everyone dotes on the heroine + absurd humor + seven older brothers on an upgrade journey] Liu Li is three and a half years old, born with a Daoist spirit, gifted and clever, and loved by all. But after raising her for three years, her four Immortal Venerable grandfathers couldn't take it anymore. She was always plucking their beards, shaving their hair, painting their eyebrows, drawing ghost faces on them, and tying their hair into braids. So the four mighty Immortal Venerables, feared throughout the Three Realms, decided to "return her to her rightful owners." And so the little girl, carrying a big cat and bringing a chick along, was kicked out at the gate of Qingyun Sect. Her biological father, Su Jichuan, is the sect master of Qingyun Sect, a two-hundred-year-old Nascent Soul cultivator in the late stage, and one of the greatest prodigies in Zhongzhou. Her biological mother, Chen Fuyao, is Qingyun Sect's deputy sect master, the most beautiful woman in Zhongzhou, and a 130-year-old Nascent Soul cultivator. The two are deeply in love and a perfect match, with looks that surpass all others. Everyone in the cultivation world envies this immortal couple. Liu Li thought, Wow, the daughter of a super sect! I'm set! Then they tested her spiritual roots: five useless elements. Then she looked at her seven older brothers: seven Calabash Brothers, each more useless than the last. It turned out her parents had also given birth to seven good-for-nothing brothers! A family of eight, all together, and every one of them a good-for-nothing. Their little sister didn't mind that they were useless, but when she called them all "spendthrift good-for-nothings," her words pierced the Dao hearts of all seven brothers. So Qingyun Sect's seven most useless young masters started changing their ways together. The eldest worked himself to the bone refining artifacts, the second sought out people to spar with every day, the third started drawing talismans, the fourth quit being a veterinarian to tame beasts, the fifth went mad with the determination to become the number one sword cultivator, the sixth vowed to become Qingyun Sect's number one alchemist, and the seventh was no longer a good-for-nothing! One day, Liu Li got into an argument with someone. Her seven brothers, all famous throughout Zhongzhou, rushed to protect her. "Who dares bully my little sister!"