Everyone's Favorite: The Cultivation World's Youngest Child

[No-CP ensemble pampering story] [Also known as: Your Sect Is Full of Weirdos!] The Cangwu Sect, a useless sect that loses the annual sect tournament again and again no matter how hard it tries, has gained a junior sister. Little Sister Yuanbao is sweet, adorable, innocent, and kind. Unfortunately, she has ended up with a bunch of weird senior brothers and sisters. Eldest Senior Brother: Know what it means to be a sword cultivator? Hug your sword and get some good rest. Second Senior Brother: Know what it means to be a saber cultivator? Use the sharpest kitchen knife to make the tastiest food. Third Senior Brother: Know what it means to be an artifact cultivator? Utterly useless and infuriating. Fourth Senior Sister: Know what it means to be a talisman cultivator? Lie back in comfort and collect money. The long-suffering sect leader: There’s a reason we come in last every year. After Yuanbao arrived: Eldest Senior Brother: Rest? Why rest? I can swing my sword another ten thousand times! Second Senior Brother: Cook? What do I need to cook for? Is my saber for chopping vegetables? It’s for chopping people! Third Senior Brother: Heard of divine artifacts? I made them! Fourth Senior Sister: Why are you lying around? Get up and draw talismans! The long-suffering sect leader: ??? So all of you were just putting on an act before? Heartbroken. Truly heartbroken. And it’s not because of some big argument…