The Cultivation World's King of Ready-to-Eat Takeout

Su Ran, owner of a modern takeout shop selling ready-made meals, wakes up in the cultivation world as the Qingyun Sect's most despised good-for-nothing disciple. His spirit root is so useless even dogs shake their heads at it.

Just as he's about to be sent off to do menial labor, he binds to the [Food God Delivery System].

Braised chicken restores spiritual energy, fish with pickled cabbage clears the meridians, Buddha Jumps Over the Wall improves one's constitution, and river snail rice noodles are the answer to every challenge. They're just a tiny bit pungent.

Su Ran immediately opens a delivery shop called “Food Reaches the Heavens” at the foot of the sect's mountain:

Customers order using communication jade pendants, and cultivators are hired to fly their meals over on swords. Qi Refining riders earn tens of thousands of spirit stones a month, Golden Core bigwigs add extra items to meet the minimum for a discount, and Nascent Soul ancestors nearly come to blows over Buddha Jumps Over the Wall.

The young master of the demonic path adds a note: “Spill the soup and I'll wipe out your whole family.”

A monk leaves a message with his order: “All vegetarian, no scallions or garlic. No deliveries after noon.”

The Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect requests: “The rider must be handsome. I don't mind if he's a little late.”

Su Ran sells meal kits while chowing down on food that improves his constitution, eating his way from a good-for-nothing all the way to ascension.

Until one day, the Jade Emperor of the Immortal Realm sends in an order:

“One serving of braised chicken over rice. Extra spicy, no cilantro. Deliver to the Southern Heavenly Gate.”

Su Ran looks at the order and silently climbs onto his flying sword.

“Dear customer, don't forget to leave a five-star review!”