Opening a Shop in the Tang Dynasty: Princess, Stop Eating Spicy Strips

Xie Xunchuan, an overworked wage slave who dies from working overtime, transmigrates to the fourth year of the Zhenguan era. From the start, he has a dilapidated temple and a two-year-old toddler who is just learning to talk by his side.

The good news: he is bound to a Supermarket System stocked with instant noodles, spicy snack sticks, and all kinds of other treats.

The bad news: the toddler has nothing to eat, and everything unlocked by the System is junk food.

The even worse news: the toddler’s father seems to be surnamed Li, and his name is Shimin.

Cheng Yaojin nearly wears down the supermarket’s doorstep trying to get a case of Erguotou.

Wei Zheng clutches Five Years of Practice Exams, Three Years of College Entrance Exams and says through his tears that it is a divine book on governing the country.

And the legendary, cold, imposing Emperor Li Er is crouched outside the supermarket, clumsily mixing formula for a little girl while muttering, “Sizi, be good. Call me Father.”

Xie Xunchuan’s mouth twitches. “Your Majesty, that’s my daughter... All right, she’s yours now too.”