On My First Day as a Security Guard, the Killer Was Snoring Right in Front of Me

Xing Bu is a down-on-his-luck photographer who just wants to earn 100,000 yuan in rent from a reality show.

When he signed up for Full-Time, he thought he was there to experience the hardships of ordinary life.

But on the first day, he went fishing and reeled in a woman’s corpse.

On the second day, he worked security, and the killer was snoring on his sofa after turning himself in.

On the third day, he drove a taxi and hit a Class A wanted criminal with his accelerator.

The whole internet flooded the comments with: “Is this guy a walking Detective Conan?”

Looking at his wife, who had just earned another third-class merit and commendation, Xing Bu nearly wept. “Honey, I swear I’m not deliberately helping you hit your performance targets…”

The livestream audience chimed in: “Quit explaining! You’re your policewoman wife’s human lucky charm!”

When job blind boxes turn into murder-case blind boxes, Xing Bu finally gets it. This isn’t a way to earn money at all.

It’s clearly a story about how I helped my wife get promoted and a raise by crashing into criminals.