Call Me Sharp-Tongued? Ha! I'm All About Keeping It Real

Gou Su got bound to a [Sharp-Tongued] System.

And sure enough, on the subway, an older woman latched onto him.

The woman said, “Young man, don’t you have any manners? Don’t you know you should give your seat to an old lady?”

Gou Su was thoroughly annoyed. He’d been taught to respect the elderly and care for the young since childhood, but why did old people these days always throw their age around?

Gou Su stood his ground. “You have manners? Ever heard of ‘first come, first served’? And don’t call yourself my old lady. My grandma’s doing just fine. She raised me. Did you?”

The woman said, “Well, I’m older than you!”

Gou Su grinned. “What’s bigger than me? A tumor?”

Uh... A streamer was broadcasting live at the time. Seeing this, he burst out laughing. “A tumor’s bigger than me! I’m dying. This guy’s a genius!”

“I’ve run into people like that too. I can only say, what a satisfying comeback!”

“He’s basically my internet mouthpiece!”

Someone recorded the clip and posted it online, where it struck a chord with a lot of people.

From then on, Gou Su’s follower count skyrocketed, and all kinds of script offers came knocking.

What’s more, netizens soon discovered that Gou Su was no ordinary guy...