Honghuang: Master Tongtian, I Want to Become Your Consort

I transmigrated into the prehistoric world as a little blade of grass, wondering how to find Tongtian, when he suddenly appeared right in front of me. “This little blade of grass is interesting. Come back to Biyou Palace with me.” Me: ??? Happiness came way too suddenly! After joining the Jie Sect, I realized: What's the point of being a disciple? I want to be the sect's mother-in-law! On my first day, I used Nine-Turn Golden Elixirs to coax the Three Xiao sisters. “Call me Mother-in-law and the elixirs are yours~” The Three Xiao sisters stared in shock, their brains crashing on the spot. I blinked. “You won't? Then I'll go find Duobao~” Duobao stared at the Innate Spiritual Treasure in my hand, his Adam's apple bobbing as his face twisted with indecision. “Little junior sister, isn't this inappropriate?” “It would be appropriate if you called me Mother-in-law.” The three thousand disciples of the Jie Sect behind him bowed in unison. “Greetings, Mother-in-law!” Laozi came by for a visit, and I smiled like a flower. “Have some tea, elder brother~” His horsetail whisk nearly slipped from his hand, and he stared at me, baffled. “Who are you calling your elder brother?” I held out a Ten-Turn Golden Elixir. “Call me your younger brother's wife, and the elixir is yours.” Laozi was silent for three seconds, then accepted the elixir without batting an eye. “...Sister-in-law, this tea really is quite good.” Behind their backs, I called Laozi “Old Geezer,” Yuanshi “Iron Face,” and Hongjun “Old Fossil.” They couldn't hear me anyway. And if they did, I'd run if I couldn't beat them, and call Tongtian if I couldn't outrun them. Later, I became the Great Emperor Ziwei and the Great Emperor Fengdu, and had a little girl as lovely as a carved doll. Hongjun arrived late to her full-month celebration. Everyone bowed to him respectfully, when the little girl pointed at him and said in her baby voice, “Mom, is he that Hongjun old fossil you told me about?” The whole room fell silent. Hongjun's face went as black as the bottom of a pot. I darted behind Tongtian. “Husband, save me!”