Honghuang: From the Start, I Became Tongtian's Disciple, and I Want to Be His Dao Companion

The day I became Tongtian's little disciple, I was so excited I nearly ripped the roof off Biyou Palace. The Primordial World! The real Tongtian! How could I not win him over? With the System at my side and magical treasures in hand, I tried to win over the Three Xiao Sisters on day one with a Nine-Turn Golden Elixir: “Call me Mistress, and the elixir is yours.” The Three Xiao Sisters stared at me in shock. I blinked. “Not going to? Then I'll go find Duobao.” Duobao stared at the Innate Spiritual Treasure in my hand, his Adam's apple bobbing. “Junior Sister, isn't this a bit inappropriate?” “It would be appropriate if you called me Mistress.” Behind him, three thousand disciples of the Jie Sect bowed in unison. “Greetings, Mistress!” Laozi came by for a visit, and I smiled like a flower. “Have some tea, elder brother.” His horsetail whisk nearly flew out of his hand. “Who are you calling elder brother?” I pulled out a Ten-Turn Golden Elixir and offered it to him. “Call me sister-in-law, and the elixir is yours.” Laozi fell silent for three seconds. “...Sister-in-law, this tea is quite good.” Behind their backs, I call Laozi “old geezer,” Yuanshi “iron face,” and Hongjun “old fossil.” It's not like they can hear me. And if they do, I'll run if I can't beat them, and call Tongtian if I can't outrun them. Later, I became the Great Emperor Ziwei and the Great Emperor Fengdu, and had a darling little daughter with cheeks like carved jade. Hongjun arrived late to her full-month celebration. As everyone bowed respectfully, my daughter pointed at him and said in her baby voice, “Mom, is that the old fossil Hongjun you told me about?” The whole room fell silent. Hongjun's face darkened like the bottom of a pot. I shoved our daughter into Tongtian's arms. “Husband, I'm out of here!”