After Clinging to Tongtian's Coattails, I Became the Favorite of the Primordial World

I transmigrated into a Blackwater Mystic Snake, and even transforming into human form is a struggle. Other transmigrators fight monsters and level up, while I get bound to the [God-Tier Group Favorite System]. The System says, "Go cozy up to a Saint." Me: "How?" The System: "Go to the East Sea and stage an accident to get Tongtian Cult Master’s attention." Me: "...Are you serious?"

On the shores of the East Sea, Tongtian plays his qin and seeks enlightenment. A black snake pokes its head out of the waves, beats its tail against a reef, and howls, "The boundless horizon is my love..." Tongtian’s fingers pause. "...What in the world was that?" Later, he becomes my master. Later still, the entire Jie Sect goes crazy. Yunxiao chases after me to feed me spirit fruit, Zhao Gongming competes to give me magic treasures, and Senior Brother Duobao curses while helping me fend off disasters.

Randeng comes to the Jie Sect and insults us for being covered in fur and horns. I pull out a [Fake Saint Experience Card] and send him flying in three moves. Zhunti sneaks in at midnight to steal the Six Pure Bamboo, so I turn on a livestream and let the Three Realms watch a Saint suffer public humiliation. Yuanshi slams the table. "Su Yao must be put on the Investiture of the Gods!" I smile. "Uncle-Master, did you know Guangchengzi was peeping at a woman bathing?" Yuanshi’s face turns green.

The Chaos Secret Realm, the ancient battlefield of the Primordial World, fragments of the Jade Disc of Creation, the Zhuxian Sword Formation... I lead the Jie Sect’s dream team as we steamroll our way through them all. The Great Tribulation of Investiture of the Gods? I lead the Jie Sect in tearing up the script right in front of the Heavenly Dao. In the end, I become the seventh Saint of the Primordial World. Tongtian takes my hand as we stand atop the Ninth Heaven. I whisper, "Master, when did you fall for me?" He lowers his head. "The day you sang, 'The boundless horizon is my love.'" "...Sing it again."

If it's not sweet, you can have your money back.