NBA: The 600-Pound Beast Who Sent the Big Shark Flying

In the summer of 1996, the 300-jin undrafted rookie Ling Yi is mocked by every NBA scout as “a ball of meat that can’t even make it up and down the court.” With nowhere else to turn, he takes a temporary spot as a practice player in the Los Angeles Lakers’ Summer League, just to fill out the roster.

The moment the starting guard gets injured and Ling Yi is forced into action, the [Heavy Beast Rampage System] awakens! His gigantic, mountain-of-flesh physique not only grants him permanent collision immunity, but perfectly combines peak Russell Westbrook’s explosive athleticism with his first-step acceleration!

The entire arena expects him to embarrass himself, but instead, he stomps the floor with a crash that seems to shake it apart! His 150-kilogram body becomes an out-of-control supercar, racing the length of the court in four seconds before launching into a tomahawk dunk. In just one quarter, he dunks on the opposing big man, injures three players matched up against him, and forces the other team to forfeit!

At the Los Angeles Lakers’ first team practice, Shaquille O’Neal, a fully leveled monster who has just joined the team, looks down on him and tries to put him in his place. But Ling Yi accelerates in a single step, and his savage charge forces Shaq back half a step before he dunks brutally over his head! Watching from the sidelines, Kobe feels his scalp tingle. “You call that a fat guy? That’s a bulldozer!”

When a massive, ironclad contract lands on the table, a new era for the Purple and Gold begins… Backcourt players across the league, are you ready to be crushed by a truck?