One Yawn in the NBA, and Kobe Loses It

Lin Feng transmigrates to 2009 and awakens the [Slacking and Tilting System].

He discovers that simply slacking off is only the first level. The highest form of slacking is to drive your opponents mad with an utterly halfhearted attitude on the court!

The harder his opponents fight on defense and the angrier they get, the more “tilt points” he racks up after scoring.

In an era ruled by the Black Mamba and the Heat's Big Three, Lin Feng becomes the most infuriating villain in the league.

Kobe gives it everything to make a difficult fadeaway jumper, then roars in triumph. When play turns back the other way, Lin Feng strolls leisurely up the court, knees barely bent, and casually launches a logo three, adding, “It sure takes you a lot of effort just to score.”

The more laid-back he is, the more his opponents fall apart. The more they fall apart, the more accurately he shoots.

With his uncanny sense of space and incredible shooting range, he sends one defensive superstar after another to the sports psychologist, then wins the championship amid laughter and cheers.