Three Kingdoms: Reborn as Emperor Xian, Besieged by a Hundred Thousand Xiliang Soldiers at Chang’an

[No System + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Political Scheming + Warfare + Yiyeni Gay + Comedy]

Good news: I got hit by a big truck, but I didn't die. I transmigrated!

Bad news: I transmigrated into Emperor Xian!

Good news: At least Li Jue and Guo Si aren't in Chang'an yet.

Bad news: In just four or five days, Li Jue and Guo Si's army of a hundred thousand will be at Chang'an's gates!

I, Emperor Xian of Han, am screwed!

But it's fine. This is both a crisis and an opportunity.

I'm going to win the defense of Chang'an!

Only then will I have a chance to take power, win the people's loyalty, shock the noble families, and terrify the warlords!

Then I'll march out through Hangu Pass, set my sights on the eastern lands, and take back the territory of the Great Han step by step, restoring the Han dynasty, returning to the old capital, and building the Great Han anew for the third time!

But while the ideal is grand, reality is harsh. Right now, I have no soldiers, no people, and Wang Yun still thinks I'm an idiot!

What should I do?

The first step to taking power: fool Lu Bu!

Liu Xie: Bubu, you are the person I trust most!

Lu Bu: But I did it for Diaochan...

Liu Xie: Bubu, I know Diaochan was just an excuse. You did all this for me! You truly are a loyal subject of the Great Han!

Lu Bu: But I really...

Liu Xie: I hear you have a daughter named Lu Qiling. I like her very much, and I want to take her as a consort. In a few years, she'll be my empress. Wouldn't that make you the Great Han's imperial father-in-law?

Lu Bu: To fulfill Your Majesty's ambitions, I am willing to serve you with all my strength!

The second step: fool Huangfu Song!

The third step: ...

Basically, I'll talk my way into fooling everyone silly! At last, a few days later, Li Jue and Guo Si arrive at Chang'an's gates. I'm screwed! And that's because!!