Do Not Click, or You'll Transmigrate

Reader: "I don't believe it. I'm clicking in anyway."

Author: "Congratulations, you've transmigrated to the land of Huaxia that I created. Here you'll find Huaxia's founding emperors and the entire dynasties they ruled."

Ying Zheng: "Kneel before me."

Author: "Brother Zheng, I'll buff you right away."

Reader: "I can escape by removing this from my bookshelf, right?"

The reader turned into a cloud of blood mist.

Li Shimin: "There can't be a faster man in the world than me, right?"

Author: "Erlang, can I nerf you a little? Otherwise Brother Zheng is going to yell at me again."

Liu Xiu: "Why is nobody coming to attack me?"

Genghis Khan: "Last time I attacked you, you summoned a meteor..."