Three Kingdoms: My Wife Is Cao Cao

[Unhinged comedy] + [One female lead] + [Absurd Three Kingdoms] + [A tiny bit gay] + [Simp's comeback]

I transmigrated into a parallel version of the Three Kingdoms.

Here, all eighteen warlords are women: the sweet and mature Yuan Benchu, the aloof but warmhearted Cao Mengde, the adorable little girl Yuan Gonglu, and more.

I, Ye Chen, am a top-tier simp. I confessed to my childhood sweetheart Yuan Shao for twenty years and got rejected for twenty years.

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've bound yourself to the Marriage System! Mission: Marry Cao Cao and help her unify the realm. Failure penalty: Your manhood will be confiscated, and you'll be torn apart by six horses.]

Cao Cao? Even a dog wouldn't... marry her? I'm marrying Cao Cao!

I gaze lecherously at the gentle, statuesque Cao Mengde before me. “I accept this marriage. Nobody better try to stop me!”

The System even gives me an incredible skill: [Big Slap]. It deals 0.00000001 damage, and the target will automatically catch it with their face, leaving them stunned for three seconds. The damage is negligible, but the humiliation is immense.

When Hua Xiong attacks, the warlords laugh at me and Yuan Shao sneers. I turn around and deliver a big slap. The whole place falls silent.

Wait a second, why is that haughty, short-tempered Yuan Benchu suddenly clinging to me?

“Ye Chen! Didn't you like me just yesterday?!”

“Do we even know each other?”

“You!!!”

“What about me?”

I quietly take two steps back, cross my arms over my chest, and say, “Stay away from me. I don't want Cao Cao to get the wrong idea!!”