[Episode] + [Single Female Protagonist] + [Abstract Three Kingdoms] + [A Pinch of Gay] + [Dog Licking Counterattack]
Travel to three parallel countries.
Here, all the princes of the Eighteenth Route have sex changes, including the sweet royal sister Yuan Benchu, the cold outside and hot inside Cao Mengde, the cute lolita Yuan Jiujiu, etc.
I, Ye Chen, a top licking dog, confessed to my childhood sweetheart Yuan Shao for twenty years, but was rejected for twenty years.
Ding! Congratulations to the host for binding the marriage system! Mission: Marry Cao Cao and help her rule the world. Punishment for failure: Confiscation of the man's treasure and quartering his body on six horses.
Cao Cao doesn't even marry a dog... He will marry Cao Cao!
I looked at the gentle and tall Cao Mengde in front of me with lustful eyes: I promise, no one will steal this marriage from me!
The system also gave me a magical skill: [Big Mouth] - The damage is 0.00000001. The opponent will automatically catch it with his face and be controlled for three seconds. The damage is extremely low, but the insult is extremely strong.
When Hua Xiong invaded, the princes laughed at him and Yuan Shao disdained him. My backhand was a big mouth, and the whole place was completely silent.
Wait, why did that arrogant and arrogant Yuan Benchu start stalking me?
"Ye Chen! Didn't you still like me yesterday?!"
"Are we familiar?"
"You——!!!"
"What are you?"
I silently took two steps back and crossed my hands in front of my chest, "Stay away from me, I'm afraid Cao Cao will misunderstand!!"
Reader comments
It's a bit fun, but also a bit poisonous. What does it mean to have Lu Bu sit on Dong Zhuo's lap? What does it mean to be a licking dog that can't lick it? I'm so disappointed and angry. How can the new protagonist get warmth from his ex-wife? It's messy without cleaning up. It's so bloody.
Invincible
It's good, it's good, it's so good, it's so good that I'm about to take off [lick the screen][lick the screen][lick the screen][lick the screen][lick the screen]
It's so strange, so strange that I actually feel pretty good [licking the screen][licking the screen][licking the screen][licking the screen]
I feel normal!
This is what I can enjoy [thinking][thinking][thinking]
It's so wild when I'm in my nest, I'm about to take off when I see it
Very good, we can put it in the hunting area
How wonderful!
? ? ? I don't want to say more about the plot of Zu Mao being beheaded by Hua Xiong at Hulao Pass. I really can't think of the plot of 500 slaps to death on Hua Xiong.
It's a bit fun, but also a bit poisonous. What does it mean to have Lu Bu sit on Dong Zhuo's lap? What does it mean to be a licking dog that can't lick it? I'm so disappointed and angry. How can the new protagonist get warmth from his ex-wife? It's messy without cleaning up. It's so bloody.
Invincible
It's good, it's good, it's so good, it's so good that I'm about to take off [lick the screen][lick the screen][lick the screen][lick the screen][lick the screen]
It's so strange, so strange that I actually feel pretty good [licking the screen][licking the screen][licking the screen][licking the screen]
I feel normal!
This is what I can enjoy [thinking][thinking][thinking]
It's so wild when I'm in my nest, I'm about to take off when I see it
Very good, we can put it in the hunting area
How wonderful!
? ? ? I don't want to say more about the plot of Zu Mao being beheaded by Hua Xiong at Hulao Pass. I really can't think of the plot of 500 slaps to death on Hua Xiong.