Great Tang: One Pack of Spicy Strips, and Li Shimin Hails Me as an Immortal

In the backyard of Lu Yunzhou's old home stands a broken wooden door. When he pushes it open, he finds himself in the imperial palace of the Tang Dynasty. On the very first day, he runs into a hungry little girl, crying in a babyish voice. Unable to resist the adorable, soft-cheeked Xiao Sizi, Lu Yunzhou uses a packet of spicy snacks and half a cake to “lure” her back to the modern world. From that day on, life in the Tang Dynasty changes beyond recognition. Xiao Sizi runs back to the palace clutching anti-inflammatory medicine. “Father, big brother said this medicine can cure Mother’s illness!” Empress Zhangsun recovers from her qi illness, and Li Shimin is stunned. “A divine medicine from the heavens? That big brother must be an immortal banished from the celestial realm!” When Xiao Sizi brings potatoes, hybrid rice, steel-forging blueprints, and plans for modern firearms back to the Tang one by one, the entire court goes wild! Cheng Yaojin: “I, Old Cheng, will lead your horse and carry your stirrups for the immortal, just for a bottle of Erguotou!” Li Jing: “With this modern infantry manual, I’ll pacify the Turks within three months!” Looking at mountains of celestial treasures, Li Shimin trembles with excitement. “Pass on my decree! Even if we have to empty the treasury, we must cling to Immortal Lu’s coattails!” Watching as countless antiques, paintings, gold, and jewels are thrust upon him, Lu Yunzhou sighs helplessly. I never wanted to be an immortal. I just wanted to raise a little sister!