Great Tang: Li Er Gets Worked Up When We Duo Queue

Xiao Yunzhou transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty, hoping to live a carefree, lazy life, but accidentally activates the “National Fortune Duo System.”

What he doesn’t know is that the System’s second player slot has forcibly bound the reigning emperor, Li Shimin!

The System’s rules are simple: as long as Xiao Yunzhou slacks off and complains, he gets basic survival rewards.

But whenever he triggers and completes a nation-strengthening mission, his teammate Li Shimin can share in high-yield divine crops, technology from the future, and even an extended lifespan!

Most outrageous of all, Li Shimin can see the System’s mission logs every day, filled with Xiao Yunzhou’s arrogant complaints!

And so the entire Tang Dynasty goes completely off the rails.

Xiao Yunzhou claims to be ill and skips court.

Li Shimin panics. To trigger the mission rewards, he moves the entire imperial court into Xiao Yunzhou’s bedroom overnight, where the ministers stand around and listen to him give orders!

Xiao Yunzhou complains in the logs that the second daughter of the Wu family is a disastrous beauty who will bring down the Tang Dynasty.

Li Shimin breaks into a cold sweat. That very night, he has Wu Meiniang, who hasn’t yet entered the palace, rushed over and bestowed upon Xiao Yunzhou as a maid to wash his feet!

The officials throughout the court impeach Xiao Yunzhou, accusing him of holding power over the court and plotting rebellion.

Li Shimin roars, “How dare you! My empire owes its success to Xiao. If he ever rebels, I’ll personally hand him the blade!”

Xiao Yunzhou looks utterly devastated. “I really just want to be a spoiled, lazy idler. Your Majesty, why are you practically begging me to become a powerful minister?”