I Went to College Orientation as a Corpse Driver, and the Director of Bureau 749 Wept

(The rating just came out, it'll go up!!) [Urban + Corpse Driving + Absurd Comedy + Bureau 749 + Hilarious Horror] Zhang Wei, an heir to the Xiangxi corpse-driving tradition, is kicked down the mountain by his father during his freshman-year summer break. His mission is to take a “client” who died far from home back to their hometown, so they can rest among their ancestors. To save on travel costs, Zhang Wei simply uses the talisman-covered “client” as a shared bike! On the road, he encounters a weasel demanding to be told whether it looks more like a human or a god. Zhang Wei slaps it across the face and retorts, “You look like a spare tire! Ever heard of the rules? You're blocking my way! If this client gets damaged, can you afford to pay for it?!” The weasel is dumbfounded, and Bureau 749 is shocked. Afterward, Zhang Zhiwei is forcibly recruited into Bureau 749. “Director, Zhang Wei is speeding down the highway on a corpse at 120 kilometers per hour!” “Uh-oh! He's making Sadako push the vehicle because it's out of gas!” The people of Bureau 749: “Please, stop turning the base into a funeral home full of coffins!”