Name: I Went to College Orientation as a Corpse Driver, and the Director of Bureau 749 Wept
Author: Beavers Love Bath Time

Synopsis

[Urban Fantasy] [Corpse Driving] [Absurd Comedy] [749 Bureau] [Funny Horror]

Zhang Wei, heir to the corpse-driving tradition of western Hunan, is kicked down the mountain by his father during his first-year summer break. His mission: take a "client" who died far from home back to their hometown, so they can return to their roots.

To save on travel costs, Zhang Wei simply rides the talisman-covered "client" like a shared bike!

On the road, he meets a weasel spirit seeking a title: "Do I look like a human or a god?"

Zhang Wei slaps it right across the face. "You look like a backup option! Ever heard of the rules? You're blocking my way! If this client gets damaged, can you afford to pay for it?!"

The weasel is stunned. The 749 Bureau is aghast.

Afterward, Zhang Wei is forcibly recruited into the 749 Bureau.

"Director, Zhang Wei is speeding down the highway on a corpse at 120 kilometers per hour!"

"This is bad! He's making Sadako push his ride because he ran out of gas!"

The people of the 749 Bureau: "Please, stop turning the base into a funeral home full of coffins!"

Other names

I Reported to 749 as a Freshman Corpse Driver, and Everyone Lost It大一赶尸报到749，全局人麻了Alternate title on Fanqie

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