A Great Demon’s Lie-Flat Days at 749

[Invincible + workplace comedy + cultivation within the system + max-level expert posing as a newbie] The ancient great demon Zouyu, the strongest warrior of its age, awakens after three thousand years of slumber, only to discover in horror that wild demons in this era are captured and drained of their blood to generate electricity! To protect his hard-won employee benefits and his job as a contract worker in the 749 Bureau’s Logistics Department, Bai Ye decides to keep his head down at all costs. An Abyssal Demon God descends? He slaps it dead and passes it off as a gas explosion. An SSS-rank vengeful ghost comes for his life? He sprays it with disinfectant until it vanishes, then reports it as a case of disrepair. Bai Ye just wants to clock out on time and sip goji berry tea. But thanks to his icy female warrior partner’s overactive imagination and his coworkers’ wild speculation, he’s forced to become the “Unbeatable War God” who can predict every move. Bai Ye angrily slams down his thermos. “You probably won’t believe me, but I really just want to slack off!”