From the Start, Luck Couldn't Be Worse! He Coasts to Victory on Bad Luck

Lin Fan is a cultivation-world grind king. He works himself to death, only to become the unluckiest person under heaven! He chokes to death while drinking water, trips and dies while walking, and goes mad from cultivation... Misfortune is practically his own father!

"Ding! The Misfortune God Emperor System has awakened! Host's misfortune levels are off the charts. Automatically activating Negative Buff Enhancement!"

Plagued by bad luck? Not a chance! For me, Lin Fan, bad luck is the strongest cheat!

Unlucky enough to get struck by lightning? [Lightning Resistance +999], and lightning cultivation techniques train at MAX speed!

Unlucky enough to step in dog poop? [Sense of Smell +999], and treasure hunting is as easy as having divine help!

Unlucky enough to fall off a cliff? [Survival Ability +999], and I escape certain death to be reborn from the ashes!

What looks like a one-in-nine chance of survival to everyone else is a one-in-nine chance of survival Plus to me, Lin Fan! While the cultivation world's prodigies are still laughing at him as the biggest unlucky fool in a thousand years, he's already riding a divine dragon, holding a divine weapon, and looking down on all living beings. "Sorry, I really didn't mean to. Misfortune just keeps sending me lucky opportunities all by itself. What am I supposed to do?"