Me, an Ancient Zombie, Alive and Kicking

Ever since the Non-Natural Lifeform Household Registration Management Law was passed, I put an end to my days of digging holes wherever I went to sleep and decided to answer the call by getting myself an "official status." So I dug out my Qin Dynasty bamboo household records, hoisted my bronze coffin, and slowly made my way into the Bureau of Demon Management.

The young woman at the counter was remarkably calm. "A zombie? From which dynasty?"

I counted on my fingers and answered seriously, "Uh, probably... from before the burning of books and burying of scholars?"

The young woman's pen clattered to the floor. The lights in the entire building flickered three times, and the temperature plummeted. A man dressed in black