The System Wants Me to Be a Heartbreaker, but She Keeps Racking Up Affection Points

[Urban High Martial Arts + Everyone Wins Themselves Over + Maxed-Out Comprehension + Ruthless, No Goody-Two-Shoes + Cringeworthy Antics + Maximum Mindless Fun]

Jiang Ye binds himself to the “Great Villain Casanova System.” As long as he commits the awful acts of a scumbag, he can earn supreme divine weapons and ultimate cultivation techniques from the Myriad Worlds.

To complete his mission, Jiang Ye asks out both the Battle Academy’s fierce senior sister and the heiress of a family of potion makers.

The three of them go on dates at neighboring tables in the same restaurant, setting the stage for a classic disastrous love-triangle scene to rack up villain points.

Jiang Ye takes out a cheap firestone and gives it to his senior sister. “Here, babe. This is for you.”

Then he plucks a green leaf from the roadside and gives it to the heiress. “Darling, this represents my pure love for you.”

Jiang Ye sits back and waits for the two women to discover the truth and slap him.

Instead, the fierce senior sister gazes at the firestone, her eyes reddening:

“He knows I have an old injury and need warmth to soothe my meridians. He must have risked his life to bring this crystal back from the depths of the Abyss! He loves me so much!”

The heiress looks at the leaf and covers her mouth, overwhelmed with emotion:

“He didn’t give me some vulgar jewelry. He gave me a leaf from the tree where we first met! I’m in his heart!”

[Ding! The target characters have fallen deeply in love, and their self-conquest progress has reached 100%. The scumbag mission is deemed a failure! Compensation awarded: Host promoted to a mighty being of the Sovereign Realm!]

Jiang Ye: ???

No, I’m seriously trying to play you! Stop imagining things! Do you even know I’m almost invincible?!