Naruto: I Lie Flat, Then Get Swept Up in the Grind

After transmigrating as Naruto Uzumaki, Ye Fan just wants to be an ordinary person. Marry someone who accepts him, have a child, go shopping on weekends, watch TV in the evenings. Other people's starting point is his ultimate dream. Hokage? Not even a dog would take that job. But the “lie flat System” in his head is acting strange. It keeps telling him to lie flat, yet all it gives him are S-rank Kekkei Genkai. He says he doesn't want to get stronger, then masters the Substitution Technique. He says he doesn't want to fight, then his Nine-Tails Chakra cloak automatically goes up to three tails. Sasuke: “You call that lying flat?” Sakura: “You call that being ordinary?” Kakashi: “...Third Hokage, did someone mix up this kid's file?” From Konoha's most despised dead-last to the ninja world's most ridiculous “reluctant overachiever”: “I never wanted to be Hokage. I just want to make money.” “Then how did you bankrupt Akatsuki?”