The Most Hated Divine Pet in Online Gaming History: The Whole Server Begs Me to Act Like a Decent Person

After working like a beast for a month, Shen Xinghe got a paycheck of just 250 yuan. Then he unexpectedly received a Shen Realm game helmet. But when he entered the game, he wasn’t a player. He had become an adorably shameless little bunny, carrying a small bamboo basket and holding a bamboo tube. He blinded everyone he met, then hit them with mushrooms. To avoid being farmed by players for experience, he promptly latched onto the number-one beauty swordswoman on the server and voluntarily signed a pet contract. Lin Shuang thought she had found a hidden divine pet. Instead, her nightmare had only just begun. “Ding! Your pet stole the city lord’s underwear. You have received the main city’s most wanted criminal notice!” “Ding! Your pet planted 100 poisonous mushrooms in the auction house, killing the top guilds’ senior members. You are now the enemy of the entire server!” Lin Shuang stared at her name, now redder than red, drew her sword, and burst into tears. “Shen Xinghe! Get out here! I’m going to kill you today!” Shen Xinghe lounged in the bushes, counting the top-tier divine gear he had just stolen. He tossed the campus belle a pile of junk for good measure. “Relax. This is basic stuff, no need to make a fuss. Stick with me and I’ll make you number one on the server.” The entire player base went mad. “How is that a pet? She’s got herself a living King of Hell!”