I Caught the Campus Beauty Stealing, and She Scolded Me for Calling Her Fire-Tipped Spear a Spear

“Caught stealing from the supermarket in the middle of the night, campus beauty. You’re under arrest.” Faced with the stunning campus beauty offering herself to him and tempting him, Su Ming cut her off. “Can I ask something first? Does human flesh taste like strawberries?” The “campus beauty’s” face split all the way to her ears, revealing writhing compound eyes. “Since you’ve seen through me, just be a good little midnight snack!” In the era of universal Sequences, Su Ming is publicly known as a cannon fodder [Lancer]. But when he sees the impostor campus beauty lunge at him, he decisively activates his hidden evil Sequence: [Spirit Medium]! Everyone believes that a Spirit Medium summons indescribable horrors from the abyss, and that anyone who activates the ability is doomed to become a madman, stripped of reason. But as someone who transmigrated here, Su Ming is connected to the countless gods and Buddhas of Huaxia, long forgotten by the secular world! “Lend me your power! Third Prince Nezha, Great God of the Sea!” From that day on, the world gains a humanoid nuclear bomb disguised as a Lancer. Borrowing the power of Erlang, the True Lord Who Reveals Holiness, he opens his third eye and sees through the illusions of the Three Realms! Borrowing the power of the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, he transforms to match the heavens and earth, smashing a hundred thousand abyssal creatures with one blow of his staff! The rich kid mage breaks down. “Who taught him to play a Lancer like this? One basic attack blew through both my shields!” The Celestial Monitoring Bureau goes wild with speculation. “S-rank energy detected! A national-level powerhouse has been living in our city, secretly protecting the students all along!” Meanwhile, the real campus beauty, Xia Xinglian, corners Su Ming against a wall, her face red. “You keep saying you’re just cannon fodder, so can you explain how you know there’s a red mole below my left collarbone, when you can slap a whole beast tide to death with one hand?!” Su Ming spreads his hands helplessly. “I’m really not cheating. I just accidentally became the one and only representative of Huaxia’s gods and Buddhas.”