The Pretender’s Guide to Cultivation in the Primordial World

The hugely popular actress Qingcheng died in an utterly ridiculous way: a hater stabbed her because her acting was so bad. Even more absurdly, her soul transmigrated to the Primordial World, right in the middle of the decisive battle between the Dao and the Demons. Just as Hongjun and Luohou both suffered grievous injuries, she accidentally absorbed a drop of Hongjun’s blood essence and became his daughter: a ten-tailed celestial fox never before seen in the Primordial World! “Ding! The Over-the-Top Drama System is now bound!” Then things got even worse. The System actually demanded that she improve her cultivation by delivering all kinds of melodramatic lines. “Man, you’re playing with fire” was worth a million years of cultivation. To attain the Primordial Unity, Qingcheng had no choice but to embark on her career as the Primordial World’s number-one drama queen. Facing the aloof Yuanshi Tianzun, she gazed at him with tears in her eyes. “Second Uncle, please don’t send me away. I... I’m carrying Tongtian’s child!” Yuanshi, who had been drinking tea, spat it right out. Tongtian Jiaozhu, the Primordial World’s number-one fur enthusiast, stared at her. “T-ten tails?!” From then on, a strange sight became commonplace in the Primordial World: the Sage Tongtian chasing Qingcheng around all day, trying to pet her, while she ran and yelled, “Man, you’re playing with fire!” After Qingcheng returned to herself, she went from a clueless drama fanatic to a woman with genuinely superb acting skills, no System needed. With just a few words, she could leave people unable to complain even when they had every reason to.