Dare Call Me Useless? I’ll Crush You with One Star-Swallowing Punch

Name: Dare Call Me Useless? I’ll Crush You with One Star-Swallowing Punch
Author: The Fantastic Drifting Voyage of a Little Water Buffalo

敢笑我废物？吞星一拳碾爆你

by The Fantastic Drifting Voyage of a Little Water Buffalo (小水牛的奇幻漂流)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 165k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 5mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Urban high martial arts | System-based | Devouring abilities | Play the pig to eat the tiger | Hidden-strength cultivation | Face-slapping power fantasy | Single heroine, sweet romance | School life | Passionate competition My name is Zeng Shangxi, and I’m known at No. 2 High School as an F-rank nobody with a combat rating of 82. There’s only one word in my life motto: keep my head down! If I can lie down, I won’t stand up. If I can pass myself off as a nobody, I’ll stay out of sight. All I want is to quietly grow stronger until I’m invincible. But they just have to push me! My teacher forces me into the ring, the school bully insults my sickly mother, and now he dares lay a hand on my childhood friend, Xia Yu! I can’t take it anymore. I unleash my suppressed combat power, activating my SSSS-rank Star-Devouring Force! One punch, and I’m devouring the bully’s ability like crazy! His combat rating on the tester plummets from 360 to double digits, while mine skyrockets so high it blows the screen! Lying on the ground, he screams in terror: “What kind of monster are you?” I scratch my head, looking completely innocent. “Relax. I’m just an F-rank loser who got lucky.” I wanted to keep my head down until I was invincible. You’re the ones who forced me to flip the table early! So don’t blame me for devouring everyone’s combat power and crushing every genius!

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