Hilarious! My Luck Stat Is Negative!

Zhang Meng woke up one morning to discover that he had somehow landed in the era of interstellar migration! Humanity was expanding at a breakneck pace, mechs were everywhere, and martial cultivators ruled the age. It seemed like anyone could stroll around the sea of stars.

Attributes in the tens of millions? Willpower that could shatter the void? Those were just the appetizers! When Martial God Ba's Kunpeng power struck with a thousandfold penetration, and Martial God Jue's Nirvana Flame burned away the laws of reality, Zhang Meng realized that high-level battles were all about overwhelming your opponent on a conceptual level.

"Kid, you're someone I've taken a liking to. No one is taking you away from here today.", Martial God Ba.

"You old fossil, that's a dirty trick!", Martial God Jue.

So, what's it like to be caught between two Martial Gods who can shatter stars with a wave of their hands and are immortal and indestructible? Zhang Meng says: Thanks for asking. I'm at a spaceport, and I've just become the fuse. This is thrilling, extremely thrilling! By the way, how do I use the "recharge" System to survive this mess and come away with something? Please answer quickly, this is urgent!