High Martial: This Chuunibyou Has Gone on a Rampage

[Hilarious] [Invincible power fantasy] [Chuunibyou] [High Martial] The third year of the spiritual qi revival. Global Awakening Day. Everyone else awakens an A- or B-rank ability, usually strength- or agility-type. Lu Xuan awakens an SSS-rank ability: the God of War Physique. Everyone thinks he’s about to slaughter his way across the world. Then he adjusts his blindfold and says to the three thousand teachers and students at his school, “Do you see? My awakening is the prologue to this world’s destruction.” The crowd falls silent. A voice rings out in his mind: [Invincible Chuunibyou System successfully bound. Host, continue making chuunibyou declarations to earn Laugh Points.] From then on, Lu Xuan understands. Other people cultivate through hard work. He cultivates by running his mouth. Other people break through through enlightenment. He breaks through with dramatic lines. Years later, at the Global Martial Arts Tournament, he stands in the ring before the strongest person alive and slowly raises his right hand “Your defeat was written long ago, at the farthest edge of the sky.” The crowd erupts. Only his roommate covers his face in the audience. “…He’s at it again.”