My Goal Is a Stable Interstellar Government Job, but the System Keeps Dropping God-Tier Gear

In the 40,000th year of the Star River Calendar, humanity entered an era of high martial prowess among the stars.

Babies were born with the strength to lift a thousand pounds. High schoolers could shatter rocks with a punch, while giant beasts and mechanical gods roamed the galaxy.

But Chu Xuan, a college student at a remote mining world, had one ambition in life: to pass the exam and become a permanent civil servant at the Federation Logistics Bureau, with full benefits, a nine-to-five schedule, and weekends off.

To pass the physical fitness exam, he began training like crazy, only to unexpectedly awaken the [Ancient Human Achievement System of the Old Era].

The System had a bug: it was using the standards of primitive humans on Earth from 100,000 years ago, before genetic evolution!

And so, everything went completely off the rails.

On his first day of school, Chu Xuan carried a fifty-pound suitcase up the stairs with one hand.

[Ding! You lifted a 50-kilogram object with one hand, breaking the limits of ancient human strength! Achievement unlocked: Overlord of Western Chu! Reward: Divine Elephant Suppresses the Hells!]

During the fitness test, Chu Xuan barely passed the one-kilometer run.

[Ding! You traveled one kilometer in just one minute, surpassing the limits of the flesh! Achievement unlocked: Earthbound Immortal! Reward: Spatial Law: Shrink the Earth to a Step!]

On the weekend, he went into town and took an ordinary hover bus.

[Ding! You defied gravity and flew at an altitude of ten thousand meters! Achievement unlocked: Ascend to Heaven in Broad Daylight! Reward: A Body Immune to All Techniques!]

Years later, the myriad races of the universe invaded, and the entire Star River defense line collapsed.

A terrifying figure, holding a thermos of goji berry tea, slapped an enemy planet-destroying battleship into smithereens.

As the entire universe stared in shock and worship, Chu Xuan sighed helplessly:

“What are you looking at? I’m just an ordinary clerk rushing to clock in so I don’t lose my attendance bonus!”