I Became a Sacrificial Cauldron, So How Does a Straight Guy Survive?

[From fanged slave to everyone’s darling, utterly spoiled by one]

[Two male leads + cultivation + straight-man heartthrob + a battlefield of romantic rivals + ensemble cast + one-on-one romance + mutual fidelity + happy ending]

Yue Huaying transmigrates.

From the start, he is a fanged slave, a sacrificial furnace cauldron awaiting an offering. Trapped in a desperate situation and beset by danger at every turn, he can only fight to survive each day.

The good news: his fangs awaken an incredible constitution.

The bad news: this constitution is like Tang Sanzang’s flesh, and everyone wants a bite.

To stay alive, he has to keep his secret identity hidden and play the pig to eat the tiger all the way.

He thought he could keep his head down until the end, but the aloof prodigies and powerful masters start looking at him in increasingly strange ways:

Wei Tanxun: “Young Master, you clearly want to give it to me. I’ll gladly accept it.”

Luo Qingchi: “Little liar, you’ll have to pay me back for deceiving me.”

Yan Chiye: “That guy blushes every time he sees you. He’s like a walking thermometer.”

Liu Qinglei: “Thank you for teaching me the ways of the human world.”

Fu Huaici: “Next time there’s a fight, make sure to call me.”

Wei Xingzhou: “Fairy! The fairy up ahead! Please wait!”

Fu Chongyuan: “It is the greatest fortune of three lifetimes to meet you, Fairy. May I know your name?”

Wen Yuchan: “This is the first time I’ve felt like I’ve fallen lovesick.”

...One after another, they’re all relatives of the dog clan.

Except for...

Hongming Demon Lord, Second Brother: “Yingying, may a cool breeze keep you company as you sleep!”

(A straight man uses his fangs to save himself, but in the end, he cannot escape the bonds of love.)