Honghuang: I Slipped Up and Turned All the Demon Gods into Cute Girls

[This book is a little ridiculous. No leveling up, no power struggles, no dark themes. Read at your own risk while eating or drinking!]

I’m the ultimate being of Chaos. My only flaw: I keep slipping up with my hands and tongue, and I’ve never set a rule correctly.

I meant to punish two Demon Gods who were littering by turning them into women so they’d learn their lesson. But my hand slipped, and all three thousand Demon Gods, Pangu included, became eighteen-year-old girls! I accidentally made a new rule, too: everyone has to wear skirts, and a gale from the heavens blows up their hems!

A pretentious Immortal Emperor barged into Chaos to abduct someone, only for me to turn him into a rotten banana and squeeze him into juice.

Since then, a warning has spread throughout the Myriad Worlds: whatever you do, don’t provoke this Supreme Lord of Chaos. One slip of his hand, and he might turn the Heavenly Dao into a cute girl in a Lolita dress!

(Warning: It wears a prehistoric fantasy costume, but inside it’s pure absurd comedy. No struggles for supremacy among Sages, no tribulations, no proving the Dao or leveling up. It’s all accidental disasters and ridiculous remixes across the heavens. Fellow Daoists looking for a traditional power fantasy set in the primordial world, take the next turn. If you’re here for a good laugh, come on in.)