UFC: Boss, Why Waste Your Breath on Him!

What kind of doctor skips his night shift to fight MMA in a cage in the middle of the night?!

Qi Xia, a workhorse doctor in the emergency department, unexpectedly awakens a dual medical and martial arts System. Treating patients rewards him with lethal techniques, while beating people up and hanging them on the wall can drop god-tier medical skills!

Suturing a wound drops [Jeet Kune Do] and [Dynamic Vision]

Knocking someone out in the cage drops [God-Tier Blind Craniotomy] and [Targeted Drugs for Terminal Illnesses]

A Muay Thai powerhouse taunts him wildly: “You nerd with the scalpel, I'll crush your jaw in ten seconds!”

Qi Xia pushes up his glasses. “You have an old fracture in your right brow ridge, a deviated septum, and an exposed vagus nerve... Based on your body's anatomy, you can only last three seconds.”

Qi Xia lands a perfectly timed counterpunch, and the Muay Thai champion rolls his eyes and collapses on the spot!

Just as the referee is about to declare victory, Qi Xia shoves him aside, straddles his opponent, pries open his eyelids to check his pupils, and frantically starts CPR!

The world is in an uproar:

“Chief, why are you wasting your breath on him!”

“Ever wonder why Huang Feihong's clinic kept getting bigger!”

“Can't you hear the ambulance siren saying ‘medical martial arts, medical martial arts’!”

“Dip your fists in iodine, disinfect as you fight!”

“Saving lives by day, causing serious injuries by night!”

UFC president Dana White is losing his mind: “I brought you here to fight, so why are you treating the cage like an outpatient surgery clinic?!”

The head of the emergency department is terrified: “No, his blind craniotomies are as steady as a machine! Where did he get that kind of speed?!”

Years later, with the UFC belt for every weight class in his left hand and the Nobel Prize in Medicine in his right, Qi Xia helplessly shrugs at the camera. “Let me say it again: I'm really just an ER doctor trying to earn a little extra night-shift pay.”