After Working Nine to Five, the System Insists My Maid Is the Female Emperor

[Relentless Combat + Twin Empresses + Misjudgment System + Laid-Back Comedy + Take Down a Villain Every Three Chapters, a Demon Every Five]

Gu Ping’an spent his entire fortune to buy a Black Iron Guard position in the Great Qian Dynasty’s Xuanjing Bureau.

He had no ambitions of promotion or riches. All he wanted was to clock in on time, slack off while getting paid, and make it safely to full retirement benefits.

But on his very first day, he awakened the [Severe Paranoia Misjudgment System]!

When he went to check in, the System mistakenly assigned him to the Great Qian Xuanjing Kindergarten, where he had to teach the junior, middle, and senior classes for three years!

Some street thugs knocked over his teacup. Gu Ping’an flew into a rage and slapped them to death.

“Ding! Host has successfully killed the hidden ninth-generation heir of the Asura Demon Sect, whose cultivation was far higher! Reward: Divine Elephant Suppressing Prison Force!”

Some hooligans kicked down his front door and interrupted his weekend lie-in. Gu Ping’an got up in a fury and killed them all with his blade.

“Ding! Host has single-handedly destroyed the [Ancient Demon Dragon Revival Nest]! Reward: Grass-Character Sword Art and Buddha’s Wrath Fire Lotus!”

He casually tossed two steamed buns to a pair of twin refugee sisters who were nearly starving to death.

“Ding! Host has saved the [Twin Empresses in Their Childhood]! Reward: One of the Nine Mysteries, the Secret of Movement!”

Kill a chicken, and a Dragon-Slaying Saber drops!

Kill a dog, and a Pangu Axe drops!

And so, the Great Qian Dynasty’s entire way of life went off the rails.

The Great Qian Emperor said, “Lord Gu may seem lazy, but he’s tempering his heart through worldly trials. His sword shines cold across nineteen provinces. He is the pillar that protects our nation!”

The Demon Lord of Ten Thousand Ages wailed in despair, “How terrifying! I’d endured a thousand years and had only just emerged from seclusion. Then I said a couple of things and made him late for the cafeteria’s braised pork. He slapped me into a cloud of blood!”

A Black Iron Guard who always clocked out right on time had become a fearsome taboo across the Myriad Worlds!