The Villain Only Wants to Be a Bystander, So Heroines, Behave Yourselves

“Ding! Congratulations, Host Su Ming! You’ve transmigrated into a tragic, bootlicking villain in a harem power fantasy who won’t survive past chapter three!”

“Play your role perfectly and die as the plot demands, and you can make a wish to take two god-tier talents home with you!”

Su Ming: “That’s a thing? I’m in! I have to play the part to the bitter end! Goddesses, trample all over me! Protagonist, hurry up and slap me in the face! I’m in a rush to get reincarnated!”

But the plot went completely off the rails, like a horse that had bolted!

The ice-cold heroine, who was supposed to look down on him, started throwing herself into his arms every night, crying and begging to have his babies?

“Brother Su Ming, I’d go against the whole world for you!”

The demonic woman from the Demon Sect, who was supposed to loyally support the protagonist, offered him a soul pact and vowed to help him kill the Chosen One?

“Young Master Su, your enemies are Red Sleeve’s enemies, even if he’s Heaven’s chosen!”

The domineering empress, who was supposed to be the protagonist’s strongest ally, put a bounty on his head using the strength of her entire cultivation empire, just to make Su Ming smile?

“My dear minister Su, I conquered this realm for you. Are you satisfied?”

Su Ming: “???”

“Hey, hey, hey! You’re all acting out of character! This isn’t how the script goes! I just want to be a quiet experience piñata!”

“Ding! The heroine’s affection has reached off-the-charts levels! The Ten Thousand Paths Furnace has awakened! The Heavenly Demon Origin has been activated!”

Su Ming was completely bewildered when he inexplicably punched a Golden Core cultivator to pieces.

“I just wanted to die! How did I end up invincible?!”

“Why are all the opportunities, divine arts, and even girls that should belong to the protagonist throwing themselves at me, crying and begging?!”

A ridiculous story about a villain forced to bounce between courting death and becoming invincible, while accidentally wrecking the entire fantasy world!