Ranking Anime Crossover Urban Legends: Childhood Protagonists Die of Embarrassment

Was Kiryu Sento's becoming a Kamen Rider secretly arranged by his enemy in advance? Was Nobita's comeback in life actually part of a plan laid by his future grandson? Is Tang San actually the biggest nepo baby in Douluo Dalu? How many powerful backers were hiding behind Xiao Yan the day he went to the Misty Cloud Sect? Were the Twelve Talismans actually part of a shocking scheme devised by the Demon Sorcerer? Could Ultraman Tiga only beat Gatanothor because the kids' light bailed him out? Was Patrick Star deliberately acting dumb to keep SpongeBob company? Did Hua Cheng become a Ghost King just so he could wait eight hundred years for Xie Lian? As one incredible secret after another came to light, countless viewers across the Myriad Worlds were left utterly shocked. Yet many of the protagonists involved suddenly realized that these seemingly outrageous “unofficial histories” weren't made up at all. Conan: “I have a passive ability that makes people die wherever I go? What the heck?!” Kiryu Sento: “So I've been a tool for my enemy this whole time?” Tang San: “Utter nonsense! How could I, the dignified Sea God, be a nepo baby?” Xiao Yan: “That's a lie! It's called being prepared, not getting rescued!” The Demon Sorcerer: “Damn it! My thousand-year plan has been completely exposed?” Patrick Star: “Huh? You found out? I could've kept pretending my whole life!” Wang the Grey Wolf: “That's a relief! I thought I'd really never get to eat mutton!” Da Gu: “That was everyone's light! It wasn't some last-minute comeback!”