Great Tang: It's Me, Your Big Brother! Little Sizi Has Arrived

Office drone Ning An is getting ready to buy a high-speed rail ticket north.

Suddenly, his vision blurs, and a barefoot little girl in a pink Tang-style dress appears at his feet: the Tang Dynasty’s Princess Jinyang, Xiao Sizi!

Thinking she must be a lost child actor in a costume, Ning An has no choice but to take her north with him.

Little does he know, everything is being livestreamed in real time through the sky screen to every dynasty in history!

When Ning An and Xiao Sizi board a Fuxing bullet train traveling at 350 kilometers per hour,

Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng leaps to his feet and slams the table:

“What is this thing? It flies like the wind! Could this be the ultimate creation of Gongshu Ban’s mechanical arts? If I had one, I could pacify Baiyue in the blink of an eye!”

Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty stares at the self-heating hot pot on the sky screen, its red broth bubbling and filling the air with fragrance:

“What is that boiling red soup? It cooks without a fire? My Sizi gets to eat such a delicacy?”

When Ning An takes Xiao Sizi to a small-town supermarket, where cherries, king crabs, and chocolate are piled high on the shelves, and Xiao Sizi hugs a strawberry and munches away, her face smeared red...

Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty squats on his throne and scratches his head. “What? Those red fruits, the cherries, are free for the taking? Those giant crabs, the king crabs, are piled right on the floor? The common people in later generations live more lavishly at New Year than the imperial palace of my Ming?”

Ning An: “Come on, Sizi, bow to Grandpa and Grandma, and this big red envelope is yours!”

Xiao Sizi: “Hee hee, little Ning An, this one’s sweet, that one smells so good! I want to stay here and be a little immortal~”

Meanwhile, far away in the Tang Dynasty, Li Er says:

“Ning An! I order you to... give Sizi a couple more strawberries! And while you’re at it, could you bring me a couple of cans of that divine happy water called cola?”