Jujutsu Kaisen: How Did You Know My Wife Is So Cute?

Name: Jujutsu Kaisen: How Did You Know My Wife Is So Cute?
Author: Mutant Arctic Hare

咒回：你怎么知道我老婆非常可爱

by Mutant Arctic Hare (变异北极兔)

Status: Completed
Length: 390k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 4mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Spicy before sweet + gloomy, obsessive male lead + slightly dark, all-pairings vibe + not following canon + happy ending]

Youthful, spicy teacher, 225 cm × powerhouse, straightforward sweet girl × older, gloomy, obsessive man, 295 cm

No BL in the comments. All main characters are adults.

Satoru Gojo once had a girl he really liked.

She had a pair of round eyes like a little deer’s.

She could wolf down eight big bowls of rice in one sitting.

She could carry him around the entire school three times without even getting winded.

Later, she graduated and became an excellent Jujutsu Sorcerer.

A few years later, Satoru Gojo received news of her death.

While sorting through her belongings, he found a diary filled with the thoughts of a girl secretly in love.

Then the girl he had a crush on died on the night before she was about to confess to him.

When Satoru Gojo opened his eyes again, he saw the bright-eyed girl from his memories, the one who had died long ago.

“Um, actually, I...”

“Sure, I accept.”

“?”

Morino Akika was miserable.

A certain white-haired strongest, who had always been so kind to her, had suddenly grown cold and told her that since she was about to graduate, they should keep a proper distance.

Luckily, she won a one-to-one replica of Satoru Gojo, a lifelike bionic figurine, on a mysterious website.

The bionic little Gojo would gently pat her head, tell her how amazing she was, and let her kiss and cuddle him whenever she wanted.

One day, the real white-haired man burst into her home and angrily fired a Hollow Purple at the lifelike figurine.

“Imposter! I’ll kill you!”

Stats

179Chapters

16.2kReads · 30 days

270.3kReads · all time

1.7kShelf adds, last 14 days

8.8Score

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Still enjoying it! I've followed the author's several "Curse" books, they're so good, so good! 🥺 Men get their periods while reading them 🙄 Women go crazy 💪 This is the nemesis of depression 😎 It's the alarm clock for vegetative patients 😭 So cute that tears streamed down my face, like the Qiantang River tide 😱 So cool 😘 God is my rose, illuminating my dark life and giving meaning to my world 😊 I…
90 likes6mo ago
I read the author's novel about Xiao Xun first, and it was so good that I went to read the original novel of Curse Returns and got to know Gojo Satoru and Natsuyu Jie. I initially loved Natsuyuu Suke's character, and later I really liked Gojo Satoru.
37 likes7mo ago
Holy crap, is this author a god?! This is amazing!! I've been suffering from a reading slump for so long, and finally I can finally find something good to read! I'm so happy! Author, please keep updating! With this writing style and plot, as long as you don't deliberately suppress the rating, it definitely won't be low. I love it so much! How can a book perfectly match all my preferences?
27 likes6mo ago
I came across this new story as soon as the author started it, and even though I've only read a few chapters, it already feels like a feast for the senses. The interaction between Shika and Gojo Satoru is just so incredibly cute \(//∇//)\ The straightforward girl and the spicy male teacher trope is really touching. I can only say that the author's writing is still as authoritative as ever (ง ˙ω˙)ว
22 likes7mo ago
I just realized I forgot to leave a review. I've already read over 100 chapters, it's absolutely delicious. The author writes very well. Although there was a little angst in the beginning, it was due to Wu Tiao's personality and morality. There was no OOC (out-of-character) element; instead, it had a realistic narrative feel. I really liked it.
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To be honest, I feel this book was really difficult to read. After all, the author isn't exactly a genius, nor a professional writer, so the writing style might be a little lacking, but you can see it's improving. Forgive me, I'm not really good at reviewing books. Every single page was delicious, especially reading it at night.
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It's really good! It's the kind of show that's a little angsty at the beginning, but sweet at the end. Both male leads have a ghostly, eerie vibe. Actually, I think a little angst is just for fun, and I quite liked it. I also really liked the female lead, Xiao Lu's, character. Of course, she likes the male lead, but he's not her everything.
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So far, this book perfectly matches my tastes and aesthetic preferences, especially the characterization of the female lead. The scenes of her pursuing her are the kind I like—you have to experience the pain firsthand to truly forgive her. Furthermore, the descriptions of the three characters (225, 275, and 295) at different times are quite distinct, and the love triangle is well-written.
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The author's writing is so good, I love it! The writing style is so nice too, it's just that there are only forty-something chapters, not enough to read! 😢 I cried a lot in the middle too. I'm probably more sentimental, because my eyes hurt from crying 🤦
6 likes6mo ago
I followed this book the whole time! The author is incredibly kind! The writing is excellent! They portrayed the relationship between Gojo and Kojima with such delicate detail, and it was a truly enjoyable read! I was blown away by the whole book! The plot is logically sound, the foreshadowing is resolved, and the entire text flows smoothly without any hiccups. Every chapter is a delight!
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