Jujutsu Kaisen: Special Grade Workhorse, Raising Satoru Gojo

[Two male leads in fanfiction + unhinged comedy + workplace shake-up + powerful leads flirting with each other + satisfying power-gap beatdown]

Qiyuan is a special-grade conceptual cursed spirit born from the resentment of billions of wage slaves who “don’t want to go to work.” Unlike other cursed spirits, his biggest dream is to lie flat somewhere without having to pay rent. Then one day, while napping in a park, he’s mistaken for a target to exorcise by the white-haired Six Eyes user known as the strongest. Satoru Gojo: “Whoa, a wild special grade.” Qiyuan doesn’t even lift an eyelid. He simply opens his domain, [Endless Monday: Mandatory Overtime].

When Satoru Gojo discovers that his Limitless has been forcibly converted into “KPI assessments,” and that failing to fill out a form will cost him cursed energy, he’s thrilled. To study this oddity, Gojo takes Qiyuan back to the technical college, never expecting to invite a wolf into the house. The higher-ups are furious: “You’re keeping a special grade in your bedroom?!” Gojo grins smugly. “Can’t help it. His kisses are just too sweet.” Qiyuan rolls his eyes and silently pulls out a bill. “Satoru Gojo, pay up for emotional damages and the overnight fee. Try to stiff me and I’ll smash your head in!”