The Fake Eunuch: Starting by Seducing the Empress Dowager

Lin Xuanzhi never imagined that one day he would have to rely on his hands to survive as a massage therapist.

He wakes up in another world with a blade pressed against his crotch. Grabbing the old eunuch's hand, he says, “Sir, your back is bothering you. Let me give it a rub.” Three minutes later, the old eunuch is groaning with pleasure. “This boy is coming with me.”

From then on, he is “Little Anzi” in the Empress Dowager's chambers, a “miracle physician” at the Noble Consort's bedside, and the Empress's “confidant” by her phoenix couch. His hands can cure insomnia, relieve women's chill, and help the resentful women of the inner palace start anew. The Empress Dowager says, “Your hands are warmer than anyone else's.” The Noble Consort says, “I can't live without you.” The Empress says, “Ask for anything, and I'll give it to you.”

But they don't know that the “eunuch” they trust and depend on was never castrated.

They also don't know that when one “imperial consort” after another becomes pregnant, the Great Qian Dynasty has already quietly changed hands.

Later, he conquers the Immortal Realm, subdues the ancient gods, and becomes the Lord of All Worlds.

Someone asks him, “How did you pull it off?”

He looks at his hands and smiles.

“Maybe it's because these hands of mine have never let anyone down.”

[A legendary tale of a massage therapist who uses his hands to heal hearts, gain power over the realm, and ultimately become the Lord of All Worlds.]