The Art of Stirring Up Waves in the Sea of Desire

【Waves of Desire + Intense Romantic Tension + Fool's Comeback + Hilarious Cultivation + Invincible and Passionate】 For eighteen years, Jiang Chuan has been a fool. His favorite pastimes are riding a hobbyhorse and counting ants. The entire sect laughs at him as a good-for-nothing, and even the disciples who sweep the floors are embarrassed by him. Only Aunt Xiang treats him like a treasure: protecting him, spoiling him, and saving the best things for him. One night, Aunt Xiang exhausts a century of cultivation to heal his injuries. The fool is no longer a fool, and two talking black-and-white fish have appeared in his dantian. These two fish play dirty and do nothing but cause trouble: They suck up people's cultivation like crazy! A love rival shows up? Suck him dry! A bully comes knocking? Suck him dry! A fiance comes to steal his bride? Suck him dry, too! Anyone he can beat can't absorb cultivation as fast as he can. Anyone who can absorb it faster than him hasn't even been born yet! The whole cultivation world trembles: Did this fool just activate a cheat? Jiang Chuan grins. “Sorry, my dad gave me this cheat. If you don't like it, come bite me!”