Sign an [Absolute Loss Wager Agreement]! As long as he legally and properly blows through the five hundred million in the books within five years, he can get a ten-billion family trust and lie flat anywhere in the world!
Jiang You was overjoyed when he heard the terms. “Making money takes the right time and place. Losing it? Anyone can do that! Just watch me find all kinds of ways to screw this up!”
He blew two million on the script for The Security Guard Battles the Crayfish, a one-of-a-kind disaster with a 1.1 rating across the entire internet!
[The whole internet mocks him: This rich second-generation heir has no brain! A legendary flop in the making!]
He spent a hundred million to hire a wooden top-tier star with no acting skills, forbidding him from taking acting classes and asking only that he keep up the vacant, greasy charm!
[The industry is in an uproar: A hundred million for a pretty face who can only bat his eyelashes to play a security guard? The investors will lose the shirts off their backs!]
He even threw two hundred million at a pure PowerPoint concept, pouring it all into a no-name effects studio on the verge of bankruptcy and preparing to flee!
[The finance team is in meltdown: The money’s all gone up in smoke! This company is counting down to bankruptcy!]
But then… the movie came out, the whole internet scrambled to see it, and its box-office earnings soared!
The wooden top-tier star was pushed into discovering his potential by the bizarre filming methods and unexpectedly won an international Best Actor award!
The PowerPoint scam studio was stunned by the windfall and somehow developed “quantum-rendering special effects,” sparking a global revolution in film technology!
Even that pile of garbage script was hailed by passionate critics as “a masterpiece of postmodern deconstruction” and swept up a host of art awards!
Watching the company’s cash reserves soar into the billions, and fans across the internet worship him as “a once-in-a-century god of business”…
Jiang You, whose dream of lying flat was getting farther away by the day, completely broke down.
“Please, stop praising me! And stop giving me money! I really just want to go bankrupt and be a happy slacker!”
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