Don't Call Him Useless, He's the Tiger Lord's Beloved Marten

Name: Don't Call Him Useless, He's the Tiger Lord's Beloved Marten
Author: Yaoyao ABO

别叫废物，他是虎君心尖貂

by Yaoyao ABO (妖妖abo)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.6M Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Hot-tempered, Unhinged Tiger Clan Heir VS Deathly Afraid of Dying, Melodramatic Little Weakling Transmigrated into a Snow Marten]

[Beast World + Sweet Romance + Fluffy + Comedy + One-on-One Romance + Transmigration to Another World + Devoted Couple]

The biggest mistake Jiang Li made in his previous life was stopping to watch a commotion by the roadside. A vicious thug killed him with a single stab, and just like that, his life was cut short.

When he opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated into the body of a snow marten in the beast world, a little creature whose only talent was acting cute, and one at the very bottom of the food chain.

Things got even worse when his clan forced him to go out and find food. With nowhere else to turn, he stole food from three carnivores.

The three fiends spent the whole day discussing whether to braise him or steam him.

“He’s so tiny, there won’t even be enough to get stuck in my teeth.”

“Let him turn back into a human, and he’ll be just enough to share. I want a leg. It’s sure to be tender.”

Jiang Li trembled. “Wait, your body temperature is 37 degrees. How can you say such chilling things?!”

To stay alive, he started a daily routine of acting cute, clinging to them, and pretending to be pitiful.

But the most hot-tempered tiger clan heir kept saying, “I’ll fatten you up before I eat you,” while he started snatching other people’s food to feed the marten, skinning others to make the marten warm clothes, and baring his teeth at anyone who dared look at him for too long.

Weren’t you supposed to be keeping me as emergency food?

Why are your eyes getting stranger the longer you keep me around?

Then one day, with Jiang Li pinned against the wall, he looked into those blue tiger eyes just inches away and finally panicked.

“Wait, the ‘eat’ you mean doesn’t seem to be the same kind of ‘eat’ I’m thinking of?”

When a hot-tempered, unhinged man meets a little weakling who’s terrified of dying, the irresistible attraction may be late, but it always comes.

What sparks will fly when a king who won’t live past thirty meets the cure for his soul? ᵔ˶･֊･˶ᵔ

Other names

The Useless Little Scarf of the Grumpy Tiger Lord暴躁虎主的废物小围脖Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

390Chapters

10.5kReads · 30 days

443.8kReads · all time

2.2kShelf adds, last 14 days

8.8Score

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So beautiful 🥺 Men get their periods after seeing this 🙄 Women go crazy after seeing this 💪 This is the nemesis of depression 😎 It's the alarm clock for vegetative patients 😭 So cute that tears streamed down my face, flooding the Qiantang River 😱 So cool 😘 God is my rose, illuminating my dark life and giving meaning to my world 😊 I ran and jumped, I danced the tango on the balcony of the 0th…
37 likes4mo ago
This is absolutely amazing!!! The little ferret is so cute I'm rolling on the floor! The author is a master at writing about fluffy creatures; it's been a long time since I've seen so many stories featuring animals in their human forms. Most others just focus on romance after the animals transform into humans.
36 likes6mo ago
What an adorable ferret! 😘 The size difference between the white tiger and the ferret is amazing! 😋😋😋 The writing is fantastic too. I used to find beast-themed novels awkward, but this one is completely different! The setting is novel, the plot transitions are natural, and the interactions between the young couple are delightful!
32 likes7mo ago
The characters Tiger and Diao Diao are so cute! I was hooked from the very beginning. Tiger is always saying one thing but meaning another, but he's always been very concerned about Diao Diao. Tiger is initially a bit arrogant, but he becomes incredibly adorable as the story progresses. Diao Diao, you absolutely have to show your charm and make Tiger completely fall for you!
31 likes6mo ago
I quite like this theme; the character designs are good, and the author's writing is also quite good. However, I find the background setting a bit hard to accept. The fact that animals can eat each other after transforming gives it a cannibalistic feel. Even though their original forms are animals, they already possess human thoughts, emotions, and social relationships.
25 likes5mo ago
It's very good and very funny. Highly recommended.
24 likes7mo ago
I especially love this kind of dual male lead novel. Luo Shuci is arrogant and the other is cutely timid. I didn't expect the later plot to make me fall in love. Jiang Li is also good at flirting back. It's so sweet and heartwarming. It's like a "healing sweet treat" in the beast world novel.
23 likes6mo ago
This book is actually alright, but there are some parts that are hard to accept. The scene where the protagonist eats his classmate at the beginning was quite shocking, but later I realized he was an enemy, so it's understandable. Then there's the protagonist's tendency to eat indiscriminately, just because he's hungry.
13 likes3mo ago
Hey bro, I'm starving, time for dinner! 😢😢😢😢 (Don't read this if you don't like it) The little white tiger part was so incredibly cute, it almost killed me! It's rare to find something so adorable that I can resist it, 😳😳 and now I have one! The character is really well-developed.
13 likes6mo ago
It's well-written, but the title is a bit abstract, and it has a very unique style; I've never read this type before. The orcs eating each other is quite wild, but the descriptions are very detailed.
13 likes6mo ago