The World's Weakest? I'm Doted on by a Harem of Women

In the age of global awakenings, I awakened the most useless profession in history and a G-rank talent. I was betrayed by my buddies, cheated on by my girlfriend, and mocked by the whole school: “You’re trash. Go home and farm!” The next second, the System descended! G-rank talent → Saint-rank [Sage Descends] Useless profession → God-tier [Divine Vocation Practitioner]! Bound to the sacred artifact [Book of a Hundred Trades], I can choose any divine vocation across the myriad worlds! The goddess who once looked down on me is begging to get back together? Sorry, women only slow down my leveling! Then one day, Ningjiang’s number-one rich beauty shows up at my door. “Be my bodyguard for a day. Name your price.” I glance at my level panel, which still says Level 0. “Fine. I get half the loot.” What she doesn’t know is that my Level 0 alt can punch a Level 100 boss into oblivion! While the whole world is in shock and powerful figures from every country frantically search for the “Strongest Ordinary Human in History”… I’m surrounded by a group of beautiful female adventurers. “Master, take us with you~” (P.S. Soloing a Tier Five Boss at Level Zero is only a tiny bit ridiculous!)